How Did I Get Here?
Last night I…
- Attended a professional women’s football game in a shithole town called Kent
- Went to the afterparty at Swank, “the southend’s hottest gay and lesbian bar”
The football was actually kind of fun. Seattle beat Portland 35 - 7. Portland scored their touchdown with about 30 seconds left in the game. I guess, in the end, football is football.
The bar was about what you’d expect. Lots of boys with no shirts dancing, lots of women with mullets, and me… sitting on a couch talking to my friend and wondering when the Hell we’d be going back to Seattle…
