“Wow, this thing is heavy! Oh my God, I know I’m going to forget someone. I didn’t even write notes because I thought for sure Bobby De Niro or Johnny Depp or Nicholson… c’mon, he’s Jack freakin’ Nicholson! or Leo… I really thought this was Leo’s year… really, any of them… I thought they’d all win. Oh my God. OK, OK, first I’d like to thank the Academy. Thank you so much. And my agent… you rule dude! And Steven, you’re a directing… no MOVIE God. I mean, seriously…you… you… you rock my world. Kate and Cate, you both taught me so much. And that on-screen threesome? Crazy! But it was even better off-screen. I kid! Wait, wait, music guy, I’m not done. Gimme 10 seconds. Kaia and Sachi watching on Maui, I’ll bring this little guy over so he can play with your Hannah Montana dolls. Wait… almost done! Finally, I want to thank my parents. Without you, I’d be nothing. Literally. Thank you! I love you!”
Me with an Oscar at the American Film Institute today. Kind of awesome, right?
